March 2012
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Marshall: If it's such a great blender, why don't you marry it?
Lily: I can't. I married you. That's how we got the blender.
The only place that I wanna be is where you are,
‘Cause anymore than a...
– Keith Urban (Long Hot Summer)
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I’m feeling so damn nostalgic lately and I keep looking at old pictures.
Senior year of high school.
Track and Field my senior year. Got a first place medal for discus (:
My freshman year of college volleyball.
Winter break of my freshman year of college.
Remember when I got my hair braided? lol
I went to college and majored in side-braids.
Remember when I shaved my hair...
No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama
(via heirofslytherin)
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I want a new tattoo.
I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...
– Ernest Hemingway (via asphyxiations)
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Gael: Gael.
Ted: ...Gale?
Gael: Gael.
Barney: ...Kyle?
Gael: Gael.
Marshall: ...Girl?
February 2012
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
I need to take a shower and get ready for class.
Instead, I am laying in bed tumbling from my phone.
Priorities.
I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...
– Barack Obama
(via loveyourchaos)
That awkward moment after a fight when you try to make a joke and it’s not funny.
Damnit.
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You and me and the palm trees, we can lay outside on the beach all night. We can swim with the dolphins, go golfing, babygirl, you could be my wife. Now, don’t go falling in love with Mr. Wonderful, and I won’t go running around with any other girls.
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